![]() ![]() Where should we go? Your place or my place? Let’s flip a coin tail your place, head mine.You Jamaican me mad, you have to be from Jamaica.You should lace up your shoes! I’d hate you falling for someone else.Girl, you look just like my own brand of heroin.You seemed a little thirsty when you saw me.I think am in band of boys known as wrong direction.Girl you look hotter than my laptops rare.Please help me prove my mum wrong, she thinks am not straight.I know a place where free drinks are offered.When she says she is in a relationship, tell her, yeah lets engage on how to get you out of that relationship.You just so beautiful, I was wondering perhaps you would want to buy me a drink.You and my future Ex-wife look so alike.Sorry I just don’t roll with gold diggers. Besides being cute, what do you do to earn a living?.Huh! Just as brave as the internet explorer is to ask you to be its default browser, am also as brave to ask you on a date.You really seem expensive! How much does it take to date you?. ![]() Perhaps your name is Wifi because I kind of feel the connection.Just as red are to roses, violets are to blue touching you gently, I got herpes, and now you got them too.Sorry, is your Dad a retard? You are special.Lady you got Fine inscribed all over you, that you reminding me of a library book that has been overdue.You look like a Disney princess, because you are cinderHella fine. ![]() I think you suffering from lack of vitamin me.
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